About

Greg Stereo is often known to be heard saying “Blah blah blah…privacy…blah blah blah…human error…blah blah blah…information wants to be…” something something.

This used to a website about music, stereos, and stereo equipment, but then my stereo exploded when this idiot friend of mine spilled a drink into the amplifier, and the ensuing fire took out most of my stuff. I’ve hated stereo equipment ever since. Kind of ironic, huh?

Excessive or unmoderated usage of this website may lead to certain side effects, including but not limited to:

  • Nausea
  • Irritability and short tempers
  • Hostility
  • Homicidal impulses
  • Rapid loss of mental clarity
  • Amnesia
  • Kidney failure
  • Diarrhea
  • Muscle aching and weakness
  • Tingling or cramping in the legs
  • Inability to walk
  • Problems sleeping
  • Constipation
  • Impaired muscle formation
  • Erectile dysfunction
  • Temperature regulation problems
  • Nerve damage
  • Mental confusion
  • Liver damage and abnormalities
  • Neuropathy
  • Destruction of CoQ10

Enjoy your visit!