Happy Bunny is Happy

Sorry folks, despite all the requests I don’t do hardware. I’m a software guy. Always have been, always will be. I’m a simple man with simple tastes. I could upgrade this workstation to have more RAM, but I’d rather spend a couple hours tweaking fucking Windows settings than unplug everything, pop the case, figure out which other computer to steal…I mean cannibalize…memory from, pop it out, then begin to worry that the RAM from the victim computer might not be compatible with the motherboard in the victorious computer…shit, why not just hook the two of them up on a WAN and let the two POS boxes battle it out…one must fall….

One Must Fall:2097 was a cool game back in the day. Ran on any old piece of shit computer, and you could battle giant robots with your own giant robot. Now here we are in 2010 and not only do we NOT have giant robots that we can make fight each other, we don’t have the damned flying cars. Or the robot maid. And you nerds know what I’m talking about – that’s right, the Robot French Maid. All we have are these pieces of junk, faster than ever, hunks of bolts and screws and nuts that we work for. That’s right, I think we’re working for the computers rather than the computers doing the work for us.

Sorry I’m just in a foul mood. Woke up this morning to a few giant, steaming piles of animal puke (the canine is the suspect based on the volume, each pile was about the size of a feline, so they’ve been ruled out). At some point I’ll get around to steam-cleaning the carpet – which of course involves using some damned hardware…or maybe I should get around to that memory upgrade on this piece of HW…

Gotta go google more windows tweaks for the hunk of machine…

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